Monday 24 August 2015

Why Facebook Is Loosing Sight Of It's Primary Mission......

Why Facebook is about as much use as a Chocolate Fireguard......
Firstly, this needs to be said....
Facebook was designed to be a social hub to hang out be fun take the mic out of each others, share you pics and life journey and generally be cool agreed.
Now Facebook has changed into a pie eating, money-chomping, investor driven, slapper who sells its soul to the highest bidder.
Remember the days when you used to share your photo of little Jimmy doing a headstand on the bonnet of your dad's new Morris Minor smile emoticon and others used to like, share and comment?
Well not thanks to Zuckerberg's grubby mitts, your organic posts have about as much penetration power as snail towing a Mac truck:
Now instead of all your friends seeing your stuff and your Saturday night fever impression now barely a handful of people see your content, no matter how big your boobs are:)
Even Steve Wonder could see that interaction no matter how controversial has dropped lower than a snake's ass in a sandstorm.
Why you may ask my learned friends?
Well because of investors and fat cat poppy-cock antics. Facebook is trying to squeeze people to pay for the privilege now that you're hooked:)
They now are trying to stop videos from being circulated as the introduction of FB video comes in, along with the internal search engine. This so you won't have to go to Google who is the authority in the world not "did you see my cats ass picture on Facebook".
They want to keep you on here at all costs, after all shooting fish in a barrel is a lot easier than trawling the bloody ocean.
I do not want to see my newsfeed littered with my past browsing habits as I did not really want to buy those handcuffs with the furry rabbits feet I just liked the colour or sign up for the Kim Kardashian swimwear catalogue :))
You see this every day people in groups with about as much action, going on as in Michael Jackson's dance shoes ( also a huge fan so let's not go into troll mode). I probably won't see it anyway unless you pay Zuck :)) (If you want to hire me, Zuck, sorry not for sale bud :))
I see people all the time trying to use Facebook for business, but I could not care less how many likes and followers you have. If I were standing naked in Tesco's window, I would get fans but I am not sure they would be by SpongeBob SquarePants limited edition Y-fronts :))
it's very different shift in mindset when to come to buying or taking action of any kind especially getting their wallet out.
People are in browse mode on Facebook as opposed to buying mode in Ebay and Amazon marketplace, but don't worry FB stores will come too in time.
There is a way, of course, to do Facebook correctly, but it's not in line with Facebooks best interests or desires. Why you may ask?
If done properly it makes you more money rather than paying Zuck to help to build his tower to the moon by stacking his $100 bills smile emoticon
I genuinely feel sorry that people don't realize this and that why I write this post. I don't do any business on Facebook and just put stuff out as a storage area for my media (like a giant hard drive).
I don't really mind if no one likes or follows as I expect nothing from it apart from sharing my stories with and the odd bit of wisdom and sarcasm thrown in.
(Before you crucify me for my Stevie Wonder comment I am not offending blind people as have friends who are blind) and happily dance to Stevie's tunes "All night long" or was that Barry White- so all you happy clappers can get back in your box and just move on and hug a tree somewhere.
One you realize, what people's mentality and attention are on facebook you'll see it's not the right place to sell your stuff or your aunt, Nelly.
Yes but everyone doing it, I hear you say, Big Frank Kern the "Kerninator" as I affectionately call him smile emoticon is on here. I seen his ads, Yes I know, but Frank is a very astute marketer and know's how this sucker rolls, most have no idea.
Facebook is losing it's way in my eyes, and I get better results everywhere else in terms of interaction on a social side and more people see my stuff and get entertained and some hopefully useful information.
Free information, I might add, as you can't buy my mind at least until the G-men come and take me away, anytime soon.
So wrapping this baby up tighter than a Yo Sushi Spring Roll,
Facebook is for fun and if that's what you like get naked smile emoticon
no seriously it's for fun and socialness!
Don't expect too much in way of response unless you pay the ferryman and if you want to build a highly successful business get serious and think outside the box like get your ass out of the office and meet people that's where it's at.
Get out there, supply and deliver great value and a first class service, don't do a half arsed job or stay at home.
So stop reading this post if Zuck does not ban my ass of facebook but i really don't care but I would miss all you lovely people and of course that crazy cat pictures, dwarf wrestling and people trying to take the ultimate selfie and getting it horribly wrong. but that's in another post if you see it.
Stay safe stay strong and always be nice, your mom's watching.